I have one day off per week. On this day, I always have lots of chores and errands but I make time to do one thing for me. Just one thing just for me. This week, I made Pumpkin Apple Cranberry muffins. I had one.
So this morning after I detected the unmistakable sounds of Hurley ruining my morning, I hurry to finish my shower and open the bathroom door. He bounds in, still licking his chops. If that wasn't evidence enough, I present the following:
The complete lack of crumbs, anywhere, indicate that this was a professional heist.
As is customary when a certain puppy is creating mischief, I found the other two hiding out in their room.
Someone's tummy is bulging - maybe because 10 missing muffins are in there!
Are you kidding me? HE WIPED HIS MOUTH ON MY BED.
My great plans of having a quick, easy and delicious muffin for breakfast each morning this week have been dashed. So I had toast.
Sad toast face.
Just remember this, buddy. Payback is a bitch.